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Been a while....
I've been neglecting this blog. Here I go starting up my old blogger account, only to treat it like a five year old would treat a toy he begged his mom to buy him cuz it was all shiny, only to pretend like he didn't want it later.
Well, I'm not gonna write about politics, because there is NO GOOD NEWS EVER!!!! The media still misrepresents everything, the U.S. is still occupying Iraq, and Israel still totally sucks. Democrats and Republicans are still the same, Americans are still too complacent to do anything about it, and Alex Pittman is still in college. Nothing ever changes!
So screw politics. Howzabout my acting, you ask?
Well, I'm still in the show "Telemonster" (http://telemonster.i8.com) for the Capital Fringe Festival. It's a comedy, so you could actually laugh if you wanted to. Check the URL for performance dates.
I got new headshots done on Sunday. I think they make me look really sexy. Too sexy. They make me look so clean cut and wholesome that I want to attach some shocking and inappropriate statement to each one as a caption just to keep me "real". Stuff like, "I do hairy dudes" or "Back door only, ladies" or "If he wasn't also my bro, I'd call him dad". I dunno, maybe all y'all out there in the blogosphere can help me come up with some good ones.
Apparently someone told me that DC has the second largest population of single people under 30 of any city in the US. Well, being that I've been out of the dating game for so long I think this is a sign that I need to get back out there. So I want to make it my goal this summer to hit all the singles bars in DC and get all those singles MARRIED!! I'm sick of seeing all this pretentious post-college carefree yuppy life-stylin' going on. Start getting married and having babies you rich bastards, we're never gonna beat the terrorists with their billion-baby families unless we start producing little suicide soldiers of our own!! LET'S GET SERIOUS FOR ONCE!!
EDIT: Okay I know I said I didn't want to bring up politics but check out this INSANE STORY about the military's idea of constructing a "Gay Bomb" and using it on enemy soldiers.
Well, I'm not gonna write about politics, because there is NO GOOD NEWS EVER!!!! The media still misrepresents everything, the U.S. is still occupying Iraq, and Israel still totally sucks. Democrats and Republicans are still the same, Americans are still too complacent to do anything about it, and Alex Pittman is still in college. Nothing ever changes!
So screw politics. Howzabout my acting, you ask?
Well, I'm still in the show "Telemonster" (http://telemonster.i8.com) for the Capital Fringe Festival. It's a comedy, so you could actually laugh if you wanted to. Check the URL for performance dates.
I got new headshots done on Sunday. I think they make me look really sexy. Too sexy. They make me look so clean cut and wholesome that I want to attach some shocking and inappropriate statement to each one as a caption just to keep me "real". Stuff like, "I do hairy dudes" or "Back door only, ladies" or "If he wasn't also my bro, I'd call him dad". I dunno, maybe all y'all out there in the blogosphere can help me come up with some good ones.
Apparently someone told me that DC has the second largest population of single people under 30 of any city in the US. Well, being that I've been out of the dating game for so long I think this is a sign that I need to get back out there. So I want to make it my goal this summer to hit all the singles bars in DC and get all those singles MARRIED!! I'm sick of seeing all this pretentious post-college carefree yuppy life-stylin' going on. Start getting married and having babies you rich bastards, we're never gonna beat the terrorists with their billion-baby families unless we start producing little suicide soldiers of our own!! LET'S GET SERIOUS FOR ONCE!!
EDIT: Okay I know I said I didn't want to bring up politics but check out this INSANE STORY about the military's idea of constructing a "Gay Bomb" and using it on enemy soldiers.
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