Greatest intro to a song, ever:

Yeah!
Why do American punk-rock boys always go out with the American new-wave hooker girls? I don't know! I don't like it!

I come from Norway and we don't like punk-rockers going out with the little bullshit new-wave hooker girls. We are going to teach you all a lesson. In Norway punk-rockers go out with punk-rock girls or telephone hookers, unless...they go out with themselves and do homosexual activity. This is a Norwegian folk song from Bergen, Bergen-Belsen, it is called “Tomorrow I'll Be Dead Because I Went Out with a New-Wave Girl Even Though I Was a Norwegian Punk-Rocker!!!"